Russell Brand
A dumbass, hippie, English comedian, that thinks Americans are dumb cowboys.
Did you hear what Russell Brand said about President Bush at the MTV music awards. What an idiot. This English fool should stick to his job and avoid political issues. Especially since he does not know what he's talking about.
Russell Brand
A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
Russell Brand
The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.
Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.
Russell Brand
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.
Russell Brand
The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!
Guy 1: Me too!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!
Guy 1: Me too!!
Russell Brand
An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.
Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.
Russel Branding it
When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek
IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech
IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech