Russian Nose Dive
Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.
Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.
Russian Cat Dive
A tactical maneuver similar to "drop-shotting" or "swan/dolphin diving" it is when one sprints then jumps and dives from the jump into the prone position and then "sprays" or shoots their enemy/target. Russian Cat Diving works just as well to dodge. It proves very ineffective in most cases but can be good for getting out of a snipers sights. This tactical maneuver is similar to a "barrel roll" where you yell at your friend to do it to save them.
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russian dive
A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea
I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again
Russian Dive
When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.
That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.