Russian fuck
It's to have sex rubbing man's penis between girl's tits. Usually, the girl gets a facial and tits cumshot from the tits at the end.
1. That girl has big enough tits to have a Russian fuck / Esa vieja tiene tetas como para hacerle la rusa.
Russian Fuck
The act of having anal sex but instead of using regular lubricant, Using vodka or other types of alcohol.
Tom and Jenette didnt have any lubricant left to have anal sex, so they decided to Russian Fuck instead
Russian Fuck-socket
The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.
"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."
Russian deer fuck
To take a Female accompanist out on a hunting trip to kill a deer. After killing the deer, cut the heart out and use the blood from it as a lubricant for sex.
I Russian deer fucked on my hunting trip last night!
Russian Titty Fuck
A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
I gave my girlfriend the old russian titty fuck.
Russian monkey fucking
The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
Russian warship... Go fuck yourself
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"