Russian Gamebreaker
When an individual, male or female, accidentally excretes feces during or immediately after masturbation, typically in his or her own bed or another place in which they have their guard down. Also known as RGB or a 'Moscow Mishap'
"Did you hear about Franklin?"
"No, what happened to him?"
"Apparently he was having a wank and just caught himself by surprise with a Russian Gamebreaker."
"My Goodness! Does he need a new bed?"
"No, what happened to him?"
"Apparently he was having a wank and just caught himself by surprise with a Russian Gamebreaker."
"My Goodness! Does he need a new bed?"