russian landmine
Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"