Russian love
Vodka. Mostly used for Smirnoff. Initials are RL and are usually initialled on the bottle to distinguish from normal water.
(pouring vodka into water bottles) Oh yeah, russian love...
Russian Love Poem
The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.
The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.
Russian Potato Love
A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.
Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?
Russian love tap
To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
Russian Love Match
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!