Russian Microphone
When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine
Guy 1: where we droppin boys?
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone
Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕
Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone
Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone