Russian Muffin
Getting double fisted by an Englishman.
I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
russian muffin from hell
An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"
"joe my gosh"
"joe my gosh"