Russian Rub
a russian rub is when you take a shit but you dont wipe your ass, and you go to somebody THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, and then you rub your shitty ass in their face.
Yesterday, Oscar gave Randy a smelly russian rub.
russian dry rub
during a hand job you use rock salt as a form of lubricant
Billy was wasted and inadvertently gave himself a russian dry rub in the snow which also led to considerable shrinkage.