Rustaclart
A Rustaclart is a type of male who suffers from osteoporosis, copper poisoning or Nokia-death. The affected will look like an old corner shop owner in Bristol or Blackburn. Over 10,000 people per 1,000,000 are affected by this and need to seek the proper treatments to supress the effects of it.
1. "Oi you Rustaclart, how are the bones feeling?"
2. "Screw you john."
2. "Screw you john."