Rusty Flamethrower
When you eat large quantities of wasabi and you get a sudden feeling like your gunna take a dump and you run to the restraunt bathroom and have fiery asshole when you piss out your ass with poop and it feels like your shooting flames out yours ass.
Dude i ate soo much wasabi that i had to rush to the bathroom and repaint the toilet. it was the worst rusty flamethrower EVER.