rusty iron
The lowest music record sales certification. Like how an album is considered "Gold" if it sells 500,000 copies, an album is officially "rusty iron" once it sells 1,000 copies.
Kevin Federline tries to brag about his music career by claiming his debut album went 16x rusty iron.
Rusty Ironing Board
To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv
I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx