Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

俚语	rusty newspaper
释义	Rusty Newspaper The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work. Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?" Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?" Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you Fking Ct, thats what you get." Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
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