Rusty Screwdriver
Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear
John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!
Rusty Screwdriver
A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.
"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."
rusty screwdriver
an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka
Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.
rusty screwdriver
gay anal sex w/o a condomn
joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap
Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver
How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf