rusty tombone
Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.
That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?