Ruswel

Ruswel is someone who makes you piss your pants with his jokes because he's just so funny. He is a kind-hearted and lively person who lights up every room with his exuberant personality. Everyone wants to hang with a Ruswel. A Ruswel is a huge nerd. He's usually good at math or science -- if he's good at both then his peen is humongous. Ruswel is probably good at video games too, maybe COD or Valorant or Halo or League. Ruswel is also very talented, either in sports (basketball and football) or in performing (singing and dancing), but never both. Ruswel pulls both men and women, but his heart belongs to his sexy, smart, one-of-a-kind girlfriend. All Ruswels are simps for their girls. Most importantly, Ruswel has an ass as big as Jupiter.

People get confused between RusSel and RusWel but there's a big difference. Russels are bitches. Ruswels are daddy.