rutabaga
looks like a potato, tastes like ass
Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.
Rutabaga
Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).
I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.
Rutabaga
The warm spot left on a chair after someone has been sitting in it.
"I got up from the couch for only a few minutes, but the cat is already curled up in my rutabaga."
"I hate finding a seat on a crowded train, only to realize I'm sitting in someone else's rutabaga."
"I hate finding a seat on a crowded train, only to realize I'm sitting in someone else's rutabaga."
Rutabaga
Someone who gets horrifically drunk at inappropriate social gatherings but gives great life advice
John got trollied at his niece's 4th birthday party. What a rutabaga.
Rutabaga
The one word that you can hear being subtly repeated while listening to a large crowd of people mumble among themselves. It sounds like everyone is saying "Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga" over and over again.
The next time you are in a busy, talkative place, try to see if you can listen for the "rutabagas".
Rutabaga
a flying purple vegetable
look at that rutabaga
Rutabaga
A you blue furry animal that likes to nip cheese.
Last night my rutabaga nipped ALL of my cheese!