Ryan'd my boys
The act of putting on a sock in such a thoughtless manner that you wind up giving yourself a king sized crack to the nuts.
While getting dressed to go get a pizza.
person 1: F#@& !
person 2: what happened?
Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...
person 1: F#@& !
person 2: what happened?
Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...