Ryan Dogtit
Ryan Dogtit is a roommate that has the boobs of a pug dog. He likes to eat spermscles ( frozen sperm cubes ), and often lies that Tim Tebow is a good quarterback. A Ryan Dogtit often is cool and fun to have around, and will buy anything after consuming a couple of beers, but dont forget about his donkey cock that he likes to slip in your mouth while you sleep.
That Ryan Dogtit is a total queer.