ryetard
(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.
If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
ryetarded
When one becomes extremely intoxicated off of Rye Whiskey.
Open bar tonight? I'll be getting ryetarded