SAABotage
The act of spending a fucking fortune on a luxury Swedish car, only for it to terminally break down two years later.
Toni: WTF!!! The fucking engine has packed in??? It's never been out of the bastard repair shop since I bought the cunt!! Geoff: I told you, you stupid bitch, THAT is SAABotage! But you never fucking listen, do you??? Toni: Wanker!