S.A.B.B.S.
Short Arms Big Belly Syndrome
If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.
Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.
Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.