sack of russets
The unflattering effect of a large unshapely female posterior squeezed into tight pants.
spandex + cottage cheese bootie = Sack of Russets
100 lb sack of red russets
What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.
Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.