Sack Surfer
A hoe
That chick is a sack surfer
sack surfer
A person who is annoying fan of aspecific individual, usually a celebrity of some sort. They often believe that the person can do no wrong and is the best at what they do when there is obviously others who are better.
Person A: "Q-bert is the dopest DJ in the world"
Person B: "Sorry to crush your sack surfing wave, but he's a one trick pony."
Person B: "Sorry to crush your sack surfing wave, but he's a one trick pony."