Saddle Brook
Small town in Bergen County, NJ where everyone knows each other's business and everyone has, regularly does or will eventually drink at Ed's Tavern or the VFW. Income ranges from welfare status to MBZ driving mob families. Almost everyone is Italian and Catholic and has at least one relative in town.
"That family on the "other side of 46" use food stamps and this guy has marble lion statues at his driveway. Saddle Brook is CRAZY"
"Eds - where good freinds meet"
"Eds - where good freinds meet"
Saddle Brook
Small town in nj where people pay taxes to have useless crap built and then the actual bad things happening in town don't actually get taken care of.
People drive like idiots and you must praise the people who work for the town or else they'll ruin your property
People drive like idiots and you must praise the people who work for the town or else they'll ruin your property
Did you see the new saddle brook town building? What a joke!
Saddle Brook
Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.
It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something
Saddle brook is lame
Saddle Brook High School
A public high school where students have to wear uniforms. Half the teachers are sluts, as well as the whole student body. Everyone either gets drunk in the school parking lot or gets stoned in the pot lot across from school. Everyone tends to be a dickhead. The students are higher than their grades most of the time. There's so much drama that you could make a new reality tv show starring the whole school. All the high schoolers get together at Smith field and gets turnt up.
Person A: You're lucky you go to a different school than I do.
Person B: Why?
Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.
Person B: thank god I don't go there!
Person B: Why?
Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.
Person B: thank god I don't go there!
Saddle Brook Police Department
A building with a bunch of people who don't do anything, if you're rude they'll give you a job making the residents of the town upset.
If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you
If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you
The saddle brook police department is a joke
Saddle Brook Middle School
A public middle school with only two grade levels, wears uniforms and hates half the teachers. Most of the 7th graders think they're the shit and the 8th grade boys are retarded. Most drama is with kids from other towns. The VP is shit and everyone hates the VP. 8th grade girls get with high school guys and than get stoned. Can't go a week without fucking something up. Announcements about "phones away" comes on every 2 fucking seconds. The 8th graders complain about the 7th graders even tho they was them last year and act like they did some Houdini shit and skipped a year. Basically, sbms is filled with kids who don't give 2 shits if they pass or not.
Person One- "Yo, you go to Saddle Brook Middle School?"
Person Two- "Yeah dude, all we do is fuck around
Person One- "Damn good think I don't go to sbms."
Person Two- "Yeah dude, all we do is fuck around
Person One- "Damn good think I don't go to sbms."