SafeZoom™
Even sex has rules for safe usage, SafeZoom™ is the set of rules you must follow for safe use fo Zoom conferencing software.
Bob thought Zooming to court for his sentencing would be secure, turns out his victims attended with Groucho masks on and recorded the public display for their lawsuits. Had he followed SafeZoom™ guidelines, he would have know to insist on a roll call. Then then tackling would have given up their attendance and saved him millions.