sag clapper
#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"
#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"
#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"