sag squirter
An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.
Grandma: "Pour it in there"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"