Saharan Gobstopper
A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
saharan cougar
A cougar that frequents areas such as Palm Springs with the intentions of seducing younger men.
Dude 1: I went down to Palm Springs over the weekend and it was full of saharan cougars.
Dude 2: Gross!
Dude 2: Gross!
Saharan Sex
A sexual maneuver in which a man wraps his dick with sandpaper (sandy side out) and fucks someone. This seems incredibly painful (for the victim).
Girl: Give me some Saharan Sex
Guy:Why?
Guy:Why?
Saharan Blowtorch
When you receive a blowjob from someone who has just eaten raw chillies. Giving you waves of heat in and around your penis.
Mate she gave me a Saharan Blowtorch last night, it's still burning now!
Saharan Watermelön
A saharan watermelön is when you stick a partially cut watermelön up your rectum when it's preferably 80 degrees or higher
one day I was taking a sick hike with the wife, and it was so hot we had to perform a Saharan Watermelön
sub saharan
original, gorgeous, civil, strong, black, conscience, creative, loving, motherly, desired, envied, superior.
You know a sub saharan when you see them, their hair is outstanding.
sub-saharan blockade
When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.
Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"