Sailor Beard
A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor
guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
Sailors Beard
Code word for smelly minge.
Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!