Saitin

The shitty cousin of Satan, he believes himself to be many of things such as “hard” and “dope”.

Many consider him to be worse than Satan since he will usually be a hindrance more than a threat, on most occasions he will make his victim focus on very minor things until they go insane from the sheer bullshittery. Saitin is that one guy at the party that everyone thinks is a dick and will usually avoid, even Satan will avoid him.