Salad bagger
When someone wanks off at the supermarket till into a 'basic' mixed salad e.g baby leaf spinach, 3 leaf salad, french style salad etc and then punches the casher in the face and screams 'bag my salad you bitch'
"awww dude, that checkout girl is a total salad bagger! Wheres my ceaser dressing! IN HER FACE!"