Bum Salad
The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.
salad bum
when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night
Raol : salad bum again?
Steve : yep, yummy
Raol : salad bum again?
Steve : yep, yummy