Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.

*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.

俚语	salade nicoise
释义	Salade Nicoise Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage. Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche. At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau..... Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH. Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
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