Salad Sandwich
Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
cunt salad sandwich
A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
Floppy Salad Sandwich
When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).
Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!
Joe: High five!
Joe: High five!
Egg Salad Sandwich
The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
Tuna Salad Sandwich
The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.
Idiot-salad Sandwich
A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.
CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!
roflmao and salad sandwich
a well rounded serving of laughter
"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"
"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"
"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"