salad shit
When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.
Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
shit salad
A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.
This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?
Shit Salad
1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
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2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.
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2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.
"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."
Shit Salad
1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.
Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.
Shit Salad Sandwich
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".