Be a Brad

To be a Brad is to fail a math test while using the calculator.

Clogging of a pipe, water or sewage transport method through excessive amounts of congealed semen.

(verb) to ejaculate with great force, covering a large area.

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way

an amazing person, who will always treat you great no matter what happens, who will love you unconditionally, acts like a crazy little kid sometimes, and is the most loving and caring person in the world!!!!! and is great in bed!!!

Brad

a Brad is a guy that has a heart of gold. His intentions are full of love compassion and care. He shines everywhere he goes. He wishes he could have changed life to be nicer for you always. He always fights for the underdog. He pretends that people being nasty to each other doesn't matter but the truth is he finds it hard to understand how people can be so nasty. He gets carried away trying to look after people and see people having a nice time so much cracking jokes to see them smile so much that he finds it hard to keep track of time. The truth is he just wishes the world would smile and laugh. He is unreliable because he needs to be helping people when he needs to be. Secretly he doesn't feel good enough most of the time. He wishes his father cared more about him. He is tormented by bad memories from the past. If you ever know a Brad you are very lucky. Remind him that he is very special and he is just as god would hope - someone that sees beyond the physical person to the soul with in and just wants to see that soul shine and smile and laugh.