salamelier
A trained and knowledgeable salami professional, who specializes in all aspects on salami service. Though “salamelier” is a job title potentially anyone may claim, becoming a professional certified salamelier often requires some combination of experience, training, formal education, classes and examinations. A very basic education in salami may be attained over the course of months at a cost of hundreds of dollars; however, advanced professional certification requires years of study, practice and experience costing thousands of dollars.
Kylie works the salami like a pro; instead of going to college she is using her student loans to become a salamelier.
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