Salami curtains
When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.
"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."
"Ewwww gross!"
"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."
"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."
"Ewwww gross!"
"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."
"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."