Salazar the Pissman

Salazar Lucio Vetio Calpurnio Urea Nicodemius Piss (Cochabamba, Bolivia, April 1, 1372 BC. - road from Víznar to Alfacar, Granada, Granada, September 11, 2001) currently known as "Salazar, the pissman" or "Salazar, the pissman" was an important prophet for Judaism, terrorist, responsible for attempting to initiate the totalitarian regime known as the Fourth Reich and a white supremacist who achieved his goals of torture and murder by methods involving urine or urea from humans and animals, grafting urine through one or more body orifices of his victims through polycarbonate tubes, among other forms of execution and torture.

Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.

Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".