Salem Indiana

The shittiest town on the face of Mother Earth. Filled to the top with over-prejudiced conservatives and naked babies, along with numerous marijuana farms and absolutely no black people. Thought of by citizens to be the greatest town north of Taladega, when really it just smells like kangaroos having sex and week-old bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If roadtripping, one should do their best to avoid it and all of its citizens, for they are known to prey on not only babies, but dingos too. Can be a duragatory term towards automobiles.