Salida, Colorado
A fag city that is only on the map because of the ski resorts by it. The only thing to do is to go to some gay pool that is filled with gay teenagers because that's the only thing to do on a Friday night.
Not Gay Person: Ugh, why do we have to stay in Salida, Colorado when we can stay at the ski lodge?
Gay Fag: Because its cheaper!!!!!!
Gay Fag: Because its cheaper!!!!!!