Beach Camping

When a man ejaculates onto the pubic hair of his female partner and then immediately presses his retracting penis onto that area while laying on top of her. They then take a nap in that position. After they wake up, they feel all sticky. As if they've been beach camping.

Camping whilst on the beach. And leaving all of your trash in a "tossing" distance from the epicenter of it all. Then sleep in some grease ball tent, just for city/town workers to clean up your mess in the morning.

Quite possibly the worst idea anyone can come up with. How ever a bottle of Johnnie Walker, 30 pack of Budweiser, and pot could make up for its shittyness.