beach club
A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.
Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
The Beach club
Best private beach club in Santa Monica where the members are rich, classy, and beautiful. You will find some of the hottest guys,girls,women,and men there. People who could not afford or get into the beach club head down to the Jonathan Club.
"See that hot girl? she is a member of The Beach Club ... God I wish I were her."
Allenhurst Beach Club
By far, the most cheesiest beach club in all of Monmouth County. The people there think its some yacht club or country club; when really anyone can join. They also hate on people who go to other beach clubs (driftwood, deal casino, promenade etc.) If you have a cabana, you are considered the most cheesiest.
Vivian: OMG! I love allenhurst beach club so much! It's like home!
Wendy: I love it to! But oh no! Our cabanas are gone!
Jenny: Shut the fuck up
Wendy: I love it to! But oh no! Our cabanas are gone!
Jenny: Shut the fuck up
Eel River Beach Club
Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!