salivation army
The horde of drooling hipsters that descends upon thrift stores as soon as yet another piece of vintage attire (see: hipster glasses) enters the mainstream of the non-conformist mob.
I was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin' salivation army took the place over. I was swimming in '80s terrycloth headbands and PBR-flavoured spit in about two seconds.