Salloway
Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.
Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.