Sally Hemings
Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.
"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"
Sally Hemings
Nickname for a cocktail made of bourbon and ginger ale.
He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.