Sallywhacker
A very masculine, heterosexual man. A man who eats glass corn flakes with a side of galvanized steel. A man who breaks heads over beer bottles. A man who, when fixes his gaze upon a person, said person instantaneously gives birth, whether male or female. Not to be confused with sally, tallywhacker, or queer motherfucker.
"You sallywhacker, you knocked up my sister! Wear these glasses, asshole, and stop eye-fucking my family members."