salmoned

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

salmoned

the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have.

A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party....

girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner?

guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned.

salmoned

The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully

Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

Not Salmon

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

俚语	salmoned
释义	salmoned the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots. Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2. Me: Why? Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead! salmoned the act of someone slapping their hands against the inside of another persons thighs, often a measure of just how much inner-thigh fat they have. A big girl looks upset in the corner at a party.... girl: What's wrong with that girl in the corner? guy: Hahaha! She just got salmoned. salmoned The process of rebooting a server or edmunding but when the server does not come back up successfully Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now salmoning 1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon. Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning? Not Salmon A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon. "What in gods name is that?!" "Well, it's certainly Not Salmon." salmoning Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle. Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude! Salmoning The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying. Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.
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