salmon eyes
Nice body, salmon eyes
Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian?
A. salmon eyes
A. salmon eyes
Sock-eye salmon
A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!